Friday, April 29, 2005

Clues to Mystery Person 3000

In case any of you are wondering, I do know who the 3,000th visitor to the site was. Well, I don't "know" as in knowing the name, but I do have some details that could make this person known, at least to himself or herself.

So, in case you are dying to know what I know (and who wouldn't?), here's what I know about the official 3,000th visitor to this site.

  • Lucky 3000 stopped by at about 7:07 a.m. PDT on April 28.
  • Lucky 3000 came in from the Central Time Zone, were local time in middle America was 9:07 a.m. (already killing time at work, probably).
  • Lucky 3000 was referred to the site from another blog, specifically the following page:
  • Lucky 3000 visited 2 pages and stayed for about 3 minutes.
  • Lucky 3000 (or his or her employer) is a customer, or accessed the site from that network somehow.
  • And Lucky 3000 uses, or used, a Mozilla browser.
So L3K, your prize package, should you every come back to this site and actually claim it includes:

  • A permanent listing in the Digital Fishwrap BlogRoll;
  • Hyperlinks in this and the previous 3000th visitor post;
  • Free access to Digital Fishwrap for as long as this blog shall last;
  • And pretty much anything else you can think of as long as it has no intrinsic value; has no cost to me; takes no time, effort or energy on my part; and isn't illegal, immoral or otherwise cause me any more physical pain, discomfort or embarrassment than experienced in the normal spouting of mindless drivel that passes for this blog.
  • Just post a comment with your URL (and requests that meet the above conditions) to this entry.

And for the record we cleared the 3,000 mark with room to spare today. To date we have tallied 3,018 visitors and counting. Thanks for indulging my little geeky, meaningless and self-centered blog count posts. And thanks to all of you who left comments today. That was fun.

And feel free to poke fun at Brat for leaving so many comments. I think she's bored, and threatening to show Dick her breasts over on Pheebs' site. But Pheebs sort of beat her to it.

We now return to our previously scheduled blogcast already in progress. And no, I won't be posting pictures of my seminude self here, so relax. I want you all to come back again.


Brat said...

Ok, so I was bored and I like to mess with you! I am so good at it too. You better behave!

Brat said...

Oh, and I almost forgot, your Ok with me flashing my tits to Dick right? I will be sure to make sure you at least see a nipple!

The G-man said...

I am overwhelmed by your generosity!

kat said...

Damn, I was hoping it'd be me - I've never won anything before :(

The G-man said...

Hmmm, maybe we'll have to establish the special "Kat Prize" for being in a Kat-egory all your own.

OK, BAD pun, but I'll work on it.

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