Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Who's my daddy?

I got this from Brando over at One Child Left Behind. He had a post about running photos through a comparison to celebrity faces at MyHeritage.com. So I decided to give it a try.

Like Brando, I ran multiple photos through the comparison. Unlike Brando, I'm not going to post the actual photo comparisons. I'm just shy. Well, and I don't want anyone to suffer retinal damage just for having the misfortune of reading this blog. But if anyone is curious about what I might look like, I'll tell you who some of the people MyHeritage thinks I look like.

The results were mixed to say the least. Among the celebrities and notables MyHeritage thinks I have a resemblance to are:

Donald Rumsfeld, Secretary of Defense
Bill Gates, Mr. Microsoft
John Glenn, former astronaut and former U.S. Senator
Michael Moore, crusading movie director
Billy Bob Thornton, movie actor
Keith Moon, dead drummer for rock band The Who
Ozzy Osbourne, heavy metal rocker
Peter Jackson, movie director
Matt Groening, cartoonist and creator of "The Simpsons," "Futurama" and the comic strip "Life in Hell"
Robert Zemeckis, movie director
Tennessee Williams, the late legendary playwright
Harrison Ford, actor
Bing Crosby, late crooner/actor
Robert Altman, movie director
Mel Brooks, comic, writer, director
Charlton Heston, actor
Kevin Costner, actor

Talk about a collection of geeks, freaks, writers, rockers, artists and assholes -- and a pretty high ratio of goofy-looking fucks.

Sadly, that's pretty much a right-on description.

2 comments:

3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) said...

Oh, P-shaw!;-)That's quite the eclectic group G-Man! I always thought I saw a little of Garth Brooks in you too. (But then my estimation wasn't computer generated)
You are a goodlooking man! And now I must insist you quit saying otherwise. :-)
I did this once, and thought the results were so odd, I ONLY did this once. (Annette Benning, and I can't see that at all!)

3T

the Caitlinator said...

A-ha, now I do believe I have a precise image of you in my mind. :)

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