Arms? You have arms?

Tequila Mockingbird writes: "Leave it to a couple of women to think that a man, when faced with a living breathing woman standing in front of him in a patent pleather nurse’s uniform with red crosses on the nippular places would think about her arms. Or that the fishnet body stocking she's wearing would be more flattering in a different color."

You mean we're supposed to think when a living, breathing woman is standing in front of us wearing something purchased in a sex shop or lingerie store? Oh, god, the pressure!